Cows Running Wild, A Choir Room Crime Allegation and a Church Burglary: MD Weird News
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Photo of the Day: Herd Of Cows Runs Wild In Montgomery Village
A large group of cows were reported running in the area of Wightman Road and Brink Road in Montgomery Village on Tuesday.
Police: Wilde Lake High Rape Occurred in Choir Room
Police provided a more detailed outline in court documents of what they said happened at Wilde Lake High School in Columbia earlier this week.
Thieves Rip Heat Pumps from Walls of Gloria Dei Church
The church asks community to pray for those who stole from them; administrator estimated the damage at $80,000.
Harford Schools Administrator Retiring To Continue Golf Career
Associate Superintendent Bill Lawrence's colorful retirement letter to fellow administrators also outlined his appreciation for Harford County Public Schools.
County Announces Rat Eradication Success
The results of a rat eradication effort in targeted Baltimore County neighborhoods are in, and county officials are calling the Rat Attack program a success.
Filthy Soda Machine Forces Closure of Fort Meade Burger King
The restaurant opened back up Thursday after a cleaning and inspection.
Police: Thief Takes Money, Boots from Man in Freetown
The incident was reported Sunday night in the area of New Freetown and Freetown roads.
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betty crowl
7:09 am on Sunday, February 10, 2013
Cows gone wild
Margaret
7:29 am on Sunday, February 10, 2013
I used to see that we I was little and there was a farm near by that had cattle.
I think it is neat to see them again.
Buck Harmon
8:42 am on Sunday, February 10, 2013
Just mooving along...
Ed James
10:00 am on Sunday, February 10, 2013
I herd about it...
Evets
10:02 am on Sunday, February 10, 2013
Really milking this story.
Buck Harmon
10:18 am on Sunday, February 10, 2013
No bull...
CancerSucks
10:19 am on Sunday, February 10, 2013
Hooves going to get them back in the fence?
Paul Amirault
10:25 am on Sunday, February 10, 2013
Looks like they are opening a bakery too, selling pies?
Buck Harmon
10:28 am on Sunday, February 10, 2013
That's cow Patty selling pies Paul...
Buck Harmon
10:29 am on Sunday, February 10, 2013
say that one three times fast...
Buck Harmon
10:26 am on Sunday, February 10, 2013
Hope they aren't horney cows....no bull..
Brook Hubbard
11:18 am on Sunday, February 10, 2013
I feel people are steering this conversation in the wrong direction and milking it for all it's worth. A big misteak.
Brook Hubbard
12:03 pm on Sunday, February 10, 2013
Thank you. I felt that was well-done.
Buck Harmon
12:59 pm on Sunday, February 10, 2013
Less focus on gun control...more focus on cow control...that's what this Country needs.. !
Amy Switzer
7:50 pm on Sunday, February 10, 2013
I agree but Buck please slow down and smell the roses once in awhile.
faithb
2:04 pm on Sunday, February 10, 2013
What is the world coming to Cow in the choir Burgers and burglars in the church. next weekend expect next weekend expect bats in the belfry get a grip people
Ed James
2:24 pm on Sunday, February 10, 2013
Whoa! This pun trail is gonna be legen
...wait for it...
DAIRY!
Joyce Kelly
2:50 pm on Sunday, February 10, 2013
THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO LEFT A COMMENT....IT MADE MY DAY..I HAVEN'T LAUGHED SO HARD IN A LONG TIME...COMMENTS WERE SO GREAT...SO FUNNY
Amy Switzer
7:49 pm on Sunday, February 10, 2013
I heard one cow say "EAT MORE CHICKEN"
Sanchez
8:14 pm on Sunday, February 10, 2013
So many galloped right to this story to plop out one liners, some butchered it, some were well done.
The range of comments was good. The only beef I have is the rare number of times we brand this as news.
I'll be sinew guys later.
Bailey Henneberg
9:13 pm on Sunday, February 10, 2013
Okay, I understand the joking, but not at someone else's expense. If you could have seen the poor guy whose cows got loose, you would not be laughing... he was totally panicking, driving his truck around, screaming, "Where's the beef?!"