There are a couple things in this photo that are probably illegal.
First, some guy, who apparently doesn't own a pickup truck, (and didn't think to rent one) has a stack of two-by-four boards sticking at least a foot out either side of his back windows. You can see them in the red Mercury that was heading north on Maryland Route 24.
Second, some redneck thought it would be a good idea to take a photo of this while driving.
Oh yeah, I just remembered, my dad sent me this photo. (Maybe I'll clean his windshield for Father's Day.) At least he was at a red light.
I left the logo in the background for more fodder. Your mission: craft the most creative caption you can. More creative than what my dad sent along, which wasn't completely terrible:
"This must be what they call a 2X4 vehicle, not a 4X4."
As sense of humor goes, I can assure you the apple fell far from the tree. Hopefully that applies to hair loss, too.