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CAPTION: Driving Over-Board

Along Maryland Route 24 near Best Buy and the Harford Mall, one driver used an interesting transport technique for some supplies.

There are a couple things in this photo that are probably illegal.

First, some guy, who apparently doesn't own a pickup truck, (and didn't think to rent one) has a stack of two-by-four boards sticking at least a foot out either side of his back windows. You can see them in the red Mercury that was heading north on Maryland Route 24.

Second, some redneck thought it would be a good idea to take a photo of this while driving.

Oh yeah, I just remembered, my dad sent me this photo. (Maybe I'll clean his windshield for Father's Day.) At least he was at a red light.

I left the logo in the background for more fodder. Your mission: craft the most creative caption you can. More creative than what my dad sent along, which wasn't completely terrible:

"This must be what they call a 2X4 vehicle, not a 4X4."

Ha. Ha.

As sense of humor goes, I can assure you the apple fell far from the tree. Hopefully that applies to hair loss, too.

Travis Lee Galliher June 13, 2011 at 04:14 PM
I'm sure we can get this thing to fly once we hit 85 on the bypass.
Mark June 13, 2011 at 04:53 PM
Actually, I thought the driver looked a litte "board" when I took this pic. Since your throwing shots at your dad on a public forum, I think I good reporter would have noticed that the car was going north bound on RT.24, not south bound. I better get a good Father's Day gift.
Todd Holden June 13, 2011 at 06:47 PM
HOLD ON LITTLE BUCKAROOS...WILBUR AND ORVILLE GOT STARTED LIKE THIS, WHY CAN'T I?
Ron and Jeanne June 14, 2011 at 12:03 AM
"Lumbering" down the road.
June Schmidt July 18, 2011 at 10:01 PM
Bought this on HSN... Only $19.95 plus s&h. Guaranteed to prevent door banging in any parking lot. Save money from scratches, bangs and dings. Well worth the $19.95 plus $35.00 shipping & handling. Buy NOW, before they are gone JMS :*)

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